Third period thread: Wings @ Canucks
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Continuing the Zapp Brannigan theme
STOP EXPLODING YOU COWARDS!
by Michael Petrella on Nov 6, 2010 10:47 PM CDT reply actions
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards.
Checkmate.
by Michael Petrella on Nov 6, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Leela: You know Zapp, once I thought you were a big pompous buffoon. Then I realised that inside, you were just a pitiful child. But now I realise that outside that child is a big pompous buffoon!
Brannigan: And which one rocked your world?
You won't have time for sleeping, soldier...
Not with all the bed-making you’ll be doing.
by Michael Petrella on Nov 6, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
You know...
I find that the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
by Michael Petrella on Nov 6, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
You look like a woman who appreciates the finer things in life. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread.
Say...
These would go great with some quackamol.
by Michael Petrella on Nov 6, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh Ho, You're killing me!
Oh Ho, You’re killing me!
by J.J. from Kansas on Nov 6, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies.
by J.J. from Kansas on Nov 6, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I was just born with a heart full of neutrality
by J.J. from Kansas on Nov 6, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Unrelated
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife. I’m beatin’ errbody out here.
by J.J. from Kansas on Nov 6, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
"I like your style, Fry. You remind me of a young me, not much younger mind you... perhaps even a couple years older.
That's whatever it is you were talking about for you.
by Michael Petrella on Nov 6, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Men, you’re lucky men. Soon you will all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all.
by Michael Petrella on Nov 6, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Zapp: Kif, what’s the most humiliating job in the universe?
Kif: Being your assistant.
Zapp: Wrong, being YOUR assistant.
I've only got one more.
Zapp Brannigan: Throw her in the brig
.Fry: We don’t have a brig.
Zapp Brannigan: Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as “the brig”.
Keating just called him Roberto Lu-WANG-o
by J.J. from Kansas on Nov 6, 2010 10:51 PM CDT reply actions
Like I said before
Luongo is a pimple in the dimple of an ant’s left or right ass…
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hey guys... does anyone know of a good stream of CBC that will show "After Hours"
with Nick Lidstrom and Mike Modano after the game?
As far as I know CBC streams it free on their website.
by eight_legged_freaks on Nov 6, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, I dunno about that.
I always assume that Canada doesn’t have the technology to block our internet borders.
by eight_legged_freaks on Nov 6, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
We're sorry the video you've selected cannot be streamed outside of Canada.
crap! oh well… I’ll guess I’ll just watch it on YouTube tomorrow =)
Usually up faster than that there...oh yeah...you guys are EST.
Never mind.
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— Hunter S. Thompson
I really wish
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We beat the shit out of canucks tonight
Damn my butterfingers..
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It's Rig's goal in spirit
Back off man, I'm a scientist
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Modano talking to Abdelkaader on bench
Listen here, grasshopper
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KRONNER!!!!
Greg Devorski should be barred from officiating any Wings game ever again. The man is a disgrace.
by Mardiros Efendi on Nov 6, 2010 11:02 PM CDT reply actions
Luongo..
was seeing someone strip on the other side
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Luongo (and my fantasy team) got KRONWALL'D!
I'm expecting 100% improvement from the Lions this season.
Im sorry?
Trust me, its worth it :D
Go for it
by DetroitSports on Nov 6, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
BWAHAHAHA!
Scratch your peehole with a bendy paperclip, Luongo, you fuck!
by J.J. from Kansas on Nov 6, 2010 11:02 PM CDT reply actions
It looks like you're trying to mutilate your genitals
Do you need any help?
by J.J. from Kansas on Nov 6, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Kronwall
LASER!
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He just did a craig anderson stare
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Remember last year
when he had the hot hands before he got hurt? maybe he got his hot hands back. just don’t get hurt.
Get yours at
www.theproductionlinestore.com
(Sorry for the plug, Casey)
by Michael Petrella on Nov 6, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't remind me
He was carrying my fantasy team.
by eight_legged_freaks on Nov 6, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Kronwall looks like Trent Reznor.
"I don't take shit from anybody... If I have to throw somebody on their neck two times for them to understand that, it's that simple. They are not going to disgrace me." -Ndamukong Suh
Jimmah
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Jimmy get a +1 there?
Greg Devorski should be barred from officiating any Wings game ever again. The man is a disgrace.
by Mardiros Efendi on Nov 6, 2010 11:04 PM CDT reply actions
Alright guys
None of this
Back off man, I'm a scientist
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Just a question
Are we supposed to hate Luongo?
Or are we just doing something college-like by harassing opposing teams’ goalies?
I hate him
But that may just be me, I dunno
Go for it
by DetroitSports on Nov 6, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
i dont think we’re supposed to HATE him but it sure is fun. he’s the Crosby of goalies
by Casey Richey on Nov 6, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Shite.
"I don't take shit from anybody... If I have to throw somebody on their neck two times for them to understand that, it's that simple. They are not going to disgrace me." -Ndamukong Suh
Fuck
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Dammit
Greg Devorski should be barred from officiating any Wings game ever again. The man is a disgrace.
by Mardiros Efendi on Nov 6, 2010 11:05 PM CDT reply actions
This must be no defense day
next thing you know it’s going to be 67-59 in triple ot
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Hockey gods are punishing me for talking shit on Atlanta/Chicago when they were tied 4-4
by J.J. from Kansas on Nov 6, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Jimmy is getting hung out to dry
But that’s their fourth goal on 15 shots. That is brutal.
by eight_legged_freaks on Nov 6, 2010 11:07 PM CDT reply actions
Oh, Johan…..
Greg Devorski should be barred from officiating any Wings game ever again. The man is a disgrace.
by Mardiros Efendi on Nov 6, 2010 11:08 PM CDT reply actions
How did mule
miss that
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“Is Todd Bertuzzi gonna have to choke a bitch?”
by Casey Richey on Nov 6, 2010 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
None of the bounces going our way tonight. One of those nights. Last shift a microcosm of that.
Greg Devorski should be barred from officiating any Wings game ever again. The man is a disgrace.
by Mardiros Efendi on Nov 6, 2010 11:10 PM CDT reply actions
Otherwise Wojtek Wolski would be a 70+ goal scorer
by jordankeller on Nov 6, 2010 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
He's on my fantasy team :(
I dropped him, though
Go for it
by DetroitSports on Nov 6, 2010 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks all :)
Thats what I thought
Go for it
by DetroitSports on Nov 6, 2010 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Red Wings need to score
according to the box score the Canucks are due for the next 3 power plays
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There's one
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fuxck
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damn
Greg Devorski should be barred from officiating any Wings game ever again. The man is a disgrace.
by Mardiros Efendi on Nov 6, 2010 11:14 PM CDT reply actions
Are you still doing your goal analysis?
Will that be a permanant thing now?
Go for it
by DetroitSports on Nov 6, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah permanent feature
only one goal per game though
by Casey Richey on Nov 6, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
And what happens in a shutout for the other team?
Go for it
by DetroitSports on Nov 6, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
one of their goals
break down a goal that goes against or for us
by Casey Richey on Nov 6, 2010 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Jimmy's sporting Ozzie numbers tonight
Not his fault, but fuck. That’s fucking awful.
by eight_legged_freaks on Nov 6, 2010 11:15 PM CDT reply actions
Huge turn of emotion
from the SH chance to the goal on the other end
I'm expecting 100% improvement from the Lions this season.
There's two...
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second time Ericsson got cute at the blue line….. JUST GET IT DEEP!!!
Greg Devorski should be barred from officiating any Wings game ever again. The man is a disgrace.
by Mardiros Efendi on Nov 6, 2010 11:17 PM CDT reply actions
Say what you want about Luongo
But he’s made a couple of sparkling saves these last couple of minutes
I'm expecting 100% improvement from the Lions this season.
I think Howard needs to get pulled just to save some confidence.
by eight_legged_freaks on Nov 6, 2010 11:19 PM CDT reply actions
Might as well give MacDonald some Pro time
by jordankeller on Nov 6, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Leave him in
If you want him to have confidence, anyway
Go for it
by DetroitSports on Nov 6, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Just to give him a break. The team sucks in front of him. Don’t let him think it’s his fault.
by eight_legged_freaks on Nov 6, 2010 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Dammit
Greg Devorski should be barred from officiating any Wings game ever again. The man is a disgrace.
by Mardiros Efendi on Nov 6, 2010 11:19 PM CDT reply actions
One of those nights- bad bounces everywhere.
Greg Devorski should be barred from officiating any Wings game ever again. The man is a disgrace.
by Mardiros Efendi on Nov 6, 2010 11:20 PM CDT reply actions
And speaking of that being the game, I'm out of the thread for the night!
Finish up the game, but time to put the computer away. Good night, and see everyone Monday.
HA Three
I hate the NHL
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Homer
Torres made sure refs saw that, but get your stick out of there, retard.
by J.J. from Kansas on Nov 6, 2010 11:21 PM CDT reply actions
I have never seen a team completely implode like this in a while.
This is like, fucking the worst shit ever.
by eight_legged_freaks on Nov 6, 2010 11:21 PM CDT reply actions
Well
4/6 is not bad…
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I know I was right about the penalties and all
But doesn’t that seem a little suspicious to anybody? I mean, it’s like the refs are planning the penalties out.
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Relax
We’ll get our Happy back
Go for it
by DetroitSports on Nov 6, 2010 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you guys see the Bourne post about curves?
He thinks that rule may have gone away and had some photographic proof of some absolute bananas.
….said the guy that absolutely played every single game with an illegal curve.
by Michael Petrella on Nov 6, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
http://www.jtbourne.com/stachegear-illegal-curves-spectrum-crosby/
And as a quick note — everyone on the planet should read every word this dude writes… on Puck Daddy or his own site. He’s the best there is. Period.
by Michael Petrella on Nov 6, 2010 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed
Glad to see Yahoo promoted him, his articles are a joy to read, unlike others…
Go for it
by DetroitSports on Nov 6, 2010 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Man, Datsyuk is pissed
Still mad at himself for that turnover
by J.J. from Kansas on Nov 6, 2010 11:27 PM CDT reply actions
OK, I think I've had just about enough
The Wings have completely checked out.
by eight_legged_freaks on Nov 6, 2010 11:31 PM CDT reply actions
Hey I said the next three penalites, not four!
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Agreed
Vancouver’s plan tonight has been hit-hit-hit-hit-dive.
It worked though. The Wings have seriously not imploded like this in a long time.
by J.J. from Kansas on Nov 6, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Not since San Jose last playoffs.
Game three.
Ugh.
by eight_legged_freaks on Nov 6, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, here's Jimmy's first regulation loss in 23(?) games
Congratz Jimmy. Start again on Monday, ok?
Go for it
See, we're not homers
We admit when people suck
Go for it
by DetroitSports on Nov 6, 2010 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn, they dominated the third
22 shots to our 7
Go for it
Is the game over yet?
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Red WIngs got too used to the 5 day breaks
Normal schedule tired us out
I'm expecting 100% improvement from the Lions this season.
We didn't lose to the Canucks tonight
WE beat ourselves.
by eight_legged_freaks on Nov 6, 2010 11:37 PM CDT reply actions
well…the Canucks did play pretty damn well.
by Casey Richey on Nov 6, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions
And Luongo showed up to play
well, after letting in 4 goals, anyway
I'm expecting 100% improvement from the Lions this season.
We had three leads.
We beat ourselves. The Canucks played well, but blow that many leads? It takes a special kind of suck to do that.
by eight_legged_freaks on Nov 6, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I just cannot bear to watch this...
Implosion. I have seen enough around motown….
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I woudl be.
My stat line just fucking exploded because my team mates couldnt get their heads out of their asses
by eight_legged_freaks on Nov 6, 2010 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh well
Bad game. See ya’ll later :)
Go for it
Night folks
Minuses to go around like candy tonight.
by J.J. from Kansas on Nov 6, 2010 11:38 PM CDT reply actions
Well
Its fine. 2/3 is a good enough road trip. Although this is not what we expect from the Wings..
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Yup, with Wings we expect..
4/3 on road trips
382498329842 goals every day
110% on PP
Easy expectations, really
Go for it
by DetroitSports on Nov 6, 2010 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions
And
9/10 times they fulfill these and more.
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Right night all.
Fun as usual. Catch you nest time.
by eight_legged_freaks on Nov 6, 2010 11:40 PM CDT reply actions
Night guys
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