Detroit welcomed the Calgary Flames into the Joe Louis Arena on Thursday night with a five-game losing streak on the line. Fortunately, the Wings have been consistently good at finding novel ways to lose games and chose some fun tactics in a 4-1 loss to the sad-sack one-line Calgary Flames.
Calgary got on the board first in what could be called a tentative first period for both teams as Lee Stempniak threw a puck from a bad angle that snuck through Howard and in. The Flames extended their lead early in the 2nd as Iginla fired a laser one-timer past the goalie on a Flames power play created by another dumb penalty for the Wings. By this point, Detroit remembered their "score only one goal" mantra during their streak and woke up just enough to get a power play marker created by Danny Cleary crashing the net.
The one-goal lead would last 8:39 into the third when the Wings are putting on good pressure until a case of nobody wanting to play the puck ended up behind Howard on a brutal turnover. The Flames put the icing on the cake with a late empty net power play goal that Olli Jokinen scored instead of trying to let Iginla get the hat trick. This is because Olli Jokinen is a terrible person.
Bullets after the jump
Well are you meeting with them tonight, Babs, or are you still more worried about being stupid and emotional than about trying to focus the team's stupid emotions into something that's going to help them? You worried you're going to hurt Franzen's feelings if you say he played like garbage tonight? Are you worried that Bertuzzi is going to think less of you as a coach if you tell him that you'd rather give him the Old Yeller treatment than give him a shift in the third period? They're professionals, Babcock, but they're also people. The Red Wings fanbase is really starting to worry about whether or not you still have their ears in the dressing room and this kinder, gentler you isn't doing a lot to assuage things.
"I don't meet with the guys after a game. I never do. I shake their hands when we win. So that gives me an opportunity to never say anything stupid or to be emotional."
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