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Blackhawks Caption Contest

Since this is the last game of the year and you all know my hatred for the Blackhawks how about we have a little fun and do a fill in the blanks kind of contest. This was something that I posted a few weeks back that had my own captions in it.

Format =

Toews: ...................

Kane: ......................

or

Kane: ...................

Toews: ......................

 

Prize = Nothing but it sure will be fun unless the trolls show up. I welcome all the Stars fans in this too.

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Toews: Anybody ever tell you that you look like Fat Bastard after he lost all the weight?

Kane: Anybody ever tell you that you look like the world’s whitest and hungriest gorilla?

by J.J. from Kansas on Apr 10, 2011 9:13 AM CDT reply actions  

Towes: Can I borrow 20 cents?

Kane: Do you want to be an assault victim?

Dancing Datsyuk Decidedly Dazzles Dainty Defensemen

by Robocop on Apr 10, 2011 12:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Even I think this one is funny

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
Second City Hockey, It's not just about Hockey, it's Blackhawks Hockey!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Apr 10, 2011 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

You da man

DeathtoHawks I Love it. I did not know any one could hate this team as much as me. I am beside myself with joy as the Wings put Dallas cheerleading skirts on these tools. Go Dallas. Nice job Chicago. Just another one and out team. To quote your classless NBA style fans…You Suck You can all end your two year stint as hockey fans and go back to cheering da Bears ha

by katiebarthedoor on Apr 10, 2011 3:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Toews: Dude, what did I tell you about getting bleach on your sweater?

Kane: It’s not me! Some jackass has the Color setting on his TV up too high!

Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! --George Carlin

by J_Stone on Apr 10, 2011 5:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Toews: Patty, you’re looking pretty hot in the new thirds.

Kane: You look pretty hot blowing the candles out in that playoffs ad…..er…….you make it look good too.

Fan of the Detroit Tigers, Lions and Red Wings.

by Elfuego51 on Apr 10, 2011 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Toews – “If you kiss me right now, I’ll f___ing kill you”

Kane (spoken with a heavy lisp…) – “I just don’t care anymore, I want everyone to know”

by Kendal on Apr 11, 2011 12:12 PM CDT reply actions  

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