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Wings vs. Wings: An Objective Analysis

by J_Stone on May 11, 2011 7:26 PM CDT

	via t0.gstatic.com Red Wings	via t2.gstatic.com Hot Wings
Best Enjoyed With:	A Cold Beer	A Cold Beer
Can Cause Indigestion:	Yes	Yes
Intensity Levels:	Mild to Hot	Mild to Hot
Serving Size:	6	6
Made of:	Sterner Stuff	Chicken
Preparation Time:	2.5 Months	15-45 Minutes
Best Dish To Use:	Cup, Stanley	plate, paper
Boneless Variety:	No	Yes
Born And Raised In:	SOUTH DETROIT	factory farms
Current Leader:	Nicklas Lidstrom	Joey Chestnut

So there you have it, ladies and gents! An objective analysis of the similarities and differences between two different types of Wings. LGRW! Bring on Game 7!

Edit: HTML-ized the table. The presentation was simply dreadful before.

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This is awesome

by J.J. from Kansas on May 11, 2011 8:06 PM CDT reply actions

who cares about similarities and differences?!

just tell us which is better!

by uvgt2bkdnme on May 11, 2011 8:08 PM CDT reply actions

There is no South Detroit.

by voline on May 11, 2011 8:21 PM CDT reply actions

There is no spoon.

by Brion on May 11, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions

Yes there is

It was renamed “Windsor” a number of years ago.

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by Robocop on May 12, 2011 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions

Thank you…I argue this all the time
by the way I love Radio Birdman!!

by Lostincali on May 17, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions

TastyBird Frozen Wings Bake for 40 mins not 20

While those bake, you can make the sauce. I like to take two bottles of Red Hot Buffalo Wings sauce and mix it up with a bunch of scoops of Brown sugar, a bottle of Hidden Valley Rach Dressing, a bottle of honey, some ketchup (about enough for two burgers), and some Masterpiece Honey BBQ sauce (about the same amount as the ketchup).

After it’s done baking, pour the sauce on the wings, toss it back in the oven for another 15-20 mins, then put it in a crock pot to keep em warm.

I just gave you the recipe for the best Wings ever to enjoy while watching some of the best Wings ever. You are very welcome.

NO HOMO!!!!!!!

by FMFDOC8404 on May 11, 2011 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs

You read my mind lol

by MuleRules on May 11, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions

In all seriousness,

This is a secret recipe so don’t tell anyone.

NO HOMO!!!!!!!

by FMFDOC8404 on May 12, 2011 5:11 AM CDT up reply actions

Well...

there’s no way I can’t try that now, that sounds delicious.

by WingnutNorthOfThe49 on May 12, 2011 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions

Awesome comparisson

And I think we all know whats better =)
Wings while watching Wings

by MuleRules on May 11, 2011 8:39 PM CDT reply actions

But what about Wings while eating Wings?

Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! --George Carlin

by J_Stone on May 11, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions

This is the most pointless post I've ever seen.

I love it.

by kylegroombridge on May 11, 2011 8:48 PM CDT reply actions

That sounds like a challenge to me.

by Brion on May 11, 2011 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions

I thought Kobayashi took back the wing-eating title this year?

Shawn Camp earned my dog several beatings back in 2007

by wtbudlight on Aug 30, 2010 5:54 PM PDT

by IntrepidX on May 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT reply actions

I went off of MLE's records page

it’s got Chestnut eating 7.5 pounds of buffalo wings in 12 minutes.

Link

Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! --George Carlin

by J_Stone on May 11, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions

Ach, must have been wishful thinking then.

Shawn Camp earned my dog several beatings back in 2007

by wtbudlight on Aug 30, 2010 5:54 PM PDT

by IntrepidX on May 11, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions

Joey Chesnut is from San Jose.

It’s a sign right? RIGHT?!! (I’m desperate)

Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on May 12, 2011 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions

You beat me to it, idunno.

Fear The Fin = Man goes into cage... Cage goes into salsa... Shark's in the salsa... Our shark.

by Mr. K. on May 12, 2011 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions

it's not official.. but it's kinda cool!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mos3n-Z7Kt0

love the “History is alive” bit..

by Wingsfan95 on May 11, 2011 9:27 PM CDT reply actions

Very cool video.
I have been living in Toronto for that last 4 years, and the single largest issue I take with it is something that any Wings fan in Toronto has surely noticed. They have those posters in bars and bar washrooms that say something to the effect of “Why does Detroit think it’s Hockeytown” and then tries to take the title for the freakin’ Leafs.

by WingnutNorthOfThe49 on May 12, 2011 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions

Isn't it Hockeytown "U.S.A."??

by ND Erik '04 on May 12, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions

You posted this just to make the Journey reference, didn’t you? :P

Also, you can make tables. :P

by Apocalyptic0n3 on May 11, 2011 10:09 PM CDT reply actions

I actually started the idea with the first 3 similarities

and no, I did not know I could make tables. HTML isn’t a language I’m up on right now.

Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! --George Carlin

by J_Stone on May 11, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions

You can also copy/paste from Excel and the like, which is even more convenient.

by Apocalyptic0n3 on May 12, 2011 7:05 AM CDT up reply actions

this

is inspired. well done, sir.

by Papusica on May 11, 2011 11:30 PM CDT reply actions

Everyone is it VERY important you read the fanpost titled the secret to winning game 7

And please, don’t take that as self-centered, as it has nothing to do with me. It’s important you read it for the red wings, and for the sake of winning tomorrow. I hope everyone gives it a chance. Here is the link. Like I said, I know it sounds silly, but it’s important. Please read it :)
Here is the link to it: http://www.wingingitinmotown.com/2011/5/12/2166971/the-secret-to-winning-game-7-is-niemis-big-unknown-weakness-as-of-yet

by Wingers on May 12, 2011 1:23 AM CDT reply actions

Just saw this now

And it’s great.

Winging It In Motown

@Amerinadian19

by Amerinadian on May 12, 2011 8:26 AM CDT reply actions

Oh good sir,

you have tickled my funny bone, awesome job.

by WingnutNorthOfThe49 on May 12, 2011 8:44 AM CDT reply actions

awesome.

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by missy on May 12, 2011 10:14 AM CDT reply actions