Ok, so let's face it, if Mike (I used to be Bozo the Clown) Commodore really does take #64 for the Wings and becomes the updated Commodore 64 - what will the "lines" be????
Just a few that pop into my mind....feel free to add your own!
Reboot - when he needs his skates sharpened OR completely misplays a puck in our Defensive zone
Blue screen of death - when he Kronwall's someone into the boards OR has one of those "Lilja to Selanne" style turnovers right next to our net
Floppy disk - ok, a flop...do I really have to be descriptive (though I don't remember MC doing any flopping)?
Hardware issue - needs a new stick, faceshield or needs a helmet repair
Software issue - any bad play that invoives a brain-cramp
I/O problem - when he fans on a pass or a shot
Screen saver - when he clears the front of the net for James "Tiberius" Howard
Startup problem - umm, doesn't play well in his first couple of shifts in any period
Boot issue - Skate problem OR fans on a pass / shot / hit
Forgot to Save - played well one period and bad the next
16 bit operating system - I know there's one here, I'm just not coming up with it now
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