Photo Caption Contest: Week 3.5

by J.J. from Kansas on Aug 10, 2011 10:00 AM CDT in Opinion

Hey folks, we're back. Sorry about last week. Sometimes these things happen. Let's now dwell on who killed who though, let's move on. Our last winner was rock n rye with this caption:

Thinking National Geographic with this one

A startled zebra comes across a wildebertuzzi feasting on prey. He stays silent and frozen as to not to draw the ire of the merciless killing machine.

Ah, that's some excellent captioning. Congrats, rock n rye.

As always, the rules are the same, you caption the big banner pic at the top. Voting will be done on the recommend system again. If you like a comment, click "Actions" beneath the comment and choose to recommend it. You may rec as many comments as you'd like, but you can only rec each one once. Good luck and good captioning!

Also, if you have any pics you'd like to see in the caption contest, please email them to me (JJfromKansas@Gmail.com) or Graham (Amerinadian19@Gmail.com). Thanks!

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Are you sure this is how you play shuffleboard in Sweden?

Dancing Datsyuk Decidedly Dazzles Dainty Defensemen

by Robocop on Aug 10, 2011 10:08 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs

Are you sure we’re doing it right, Patty? I remember the rules of curling differently…

by Big Z in Orlando on Aug 10, 2011 10:08 AM CDT reply actions

Kronwall:

“when did the puck ever get this heavy?”

Eaves: “heyyy, reeeeeef, tell this bastard to get his stick off me!”

You wanna tell me that to mah face?!

by uvgt2bkdnme on Aug 10, 2011 10:12 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

Low stick! Low stick!

by sprout42 on Aug 10, 2011 10:23 AM CDT reply actions

Here we go

Eaves: “What the hell are you doing Kronner?”
Kronwall: "Well, we didn’t have a rock, and I really wanted to play curling. It’s such a fascinating sport. Now shush while I sweep. "
Eaves: “Must be a Swedish thing…”
Homer (out of picture): “HAAAAAAARD!”

by tehGOALIE on Aug 10, 2011 10:32 AM CDT reply actions 9 recs

It was the "HAAAAAARD!" that did it for me

by J.J. from Kansas on Aug 10, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions

That's what she said!

by SlapshotGoal on Aug 10, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions

so good!

I'm a Homer

by holmstrom96 on Aug 10, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions

Curling jokes

are so obvious with this picture, but this one was well done.

by sprout42 on Aug 10, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions

Thanks!

by tehGOALIE on Aug 10, 2011 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions

Disaster struck during the Wings’ game of “Extreme Egg And Spoon” when Nickas Kronwall was unable to hold the weight of Patrick “Humpty Dumpty” Eaves, who had a big fall.

Winging It In Motown

by Amerinadian on Aug 10, 2011 10:34 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs

Rec'd!

now that is funny

by Kendal on Aug 10, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions

They may have shaken hands and congratulated them on hard-fought games, but Kronwall and Eaves were later punished for this visual mockery of the Phoenix Coyotes after their April series.

by J.J. from Kansas on Aug 10, 2011 10:44 AM CDT reply actions

“Yes Patrick, everyone has seen your Crosby impression. Now could you please get up and help kill this penalty”

"I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food" - Ron Swanson

by rock n rye on Aug 10, 2011 11:01 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 20 recs

i smell another winner

You wanna tell me that to mah face?!

by uvgt2bkdnme on Aug 10, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions

with a chicken dinner even

If this one doesn’t win, puppies will die.

Don't Panic!

by 42jeff on Aug 10, 2011 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions

Digs at Crosby are easy fodder, but rock n rye made it funny. He gets a rec from me.

Winging It In Motown

by Amerinadian on Aug 10, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions

Thanks

good for me ego to know I can still cause a rec’tion

"I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food" - Ron Swanson

by rock n rye on Aug 10, 2011 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions

Kronner: “With linemates this lazy, its no wonder Hudler couldn’t put up any points this season.”

by Hornecker on Aug 10, 2011 11:22 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs

How the hell am I getting high-sticked!? You’re not Abdelkader!

Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! --George Carlin

by J_Stone on Aug 10, 2011 11:35 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

Kronner: When is that shipment of pucks going to arrive? I’m getting tired!

by MsRedWinger on Aug 10, 2011 11:36 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

Kronwall take the advice of “shoot first ask questions later” to a new level.

by LAwing on Aug 10, 2011 11:55 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs

Kronner: “Patrick, now is not the time to practice your shootout moves.”

Detroit4Lyfe

by Rob Rogacki on Aug 10, 2011 12:12 PM CDT reply actions 9 recs

For the last time, Eavesy, I know how to ride a banana bike. You can stop illustrating any time now.

Red Wings: Hockey Par Excellence

by Naysayer on Aug 10, 2011 12:13 PM CDT reply actions

Not a caption but...

There’s a peephole with a camera behind them. Interesting.

by Apocalyptic0n3 on Aug 10, 2011 12:27 PM CDT reply actions

Diving Camp!

Patrick Eaves returned this week from the new Joe Thornton / Sidney Crosby Diving Camp. He wanted to show off his new skills to his teammates, in this case, Niklas Kronwall. Kronwall had only one comment after seeing Eaves’ latest display – “I think Patty is right, the going down backwards to the ice and adding a huge grimace in pain did help sell it to the ref, so yeah, I think Sid’s contribution to the camp will be a big benefit to us this year, we’ll definitely get more chances on the Power Play with this”.

by Kendal on Aug 10, 2011 1:04 PM CDT reply actions