Things I Have Read This Week Which Make Me Laugh: Volume 1
This gem comes from the game thread on Defending Big D for Tuesday night's Dallas/Detroit game.
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They're from Dallas
Did anyone expect them to actually know what good hockey is?
"SO LETS GET ON IN THIS BUS cause this is the year we are coming to KICK SOME #$^u%*$% GODZILLA IS COMING BE READY" - abayarde
They have some sharp people over at Defending Big D
Then they have a guy who says Lupul is top five in the league for value among forwards.
by J.J. from Kansas on Jan 18, 2012 6:39 PM CST up reply actions
Rosie O'Donnell porn > Lupul
I won’t let it die.
by RandomWingsDude on Jan 18, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
This is how fantasy sports make people dumber
I’m sure Lupul’s scoring tons of points for his fantasy owners, but that doesn’t mean a real GM can just plug him into a real team.
Apparently, he was going off of GVT calculations.
Which is still funny, because in the current GVT rankings (or current at the time he made the claim), Lupul was ranked 10th among NHL forwards in that category.
by J.J. from Kansas on Jan 19, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
We should use our salary cap space to try and get Loophole at the deadline cause we need another scoring forward
The sun is blotted out as Joe Don Baker approaches.
He may not be top 4-5 in the NHL
And I can’t really speak for whatever else he may or may not bring to the team. But at 9th in points, he’s certainly not in bad company on the stats sheet.
Absolutely agreed
Lupul isn’t dogmeat, but come on now, top five?
by J.J. from Kansas on Jan 18, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions
It's like saying Todd Bertuzzi was a top five player the years he was over a point-per-game
He’s feeding off of playing with Phil Kessel right now. You make him the premier offensive threat on a line (with Hudler and Filppula before this year, for example) and he’s not going to have these kind of numbers. If you’re prepared to give what it would take to get a true top five forward in the NHL for Lupul, god have mercy on your soul…
"SO LETS GET ON IN THIS BUS cause this is the year we are coming to KICK SOME #$^u%*$% GODZILLA IS COMING BE READY" - abayarde
Hahaha, oh boy...
You do realize that most here consider Ericsson the worst player on our team. He has the nickname Shitbox. Not the comparison you wanna make to have your guy look good. ;)
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you would also be
someone I consider a douchebag for dragging out the tired old his team/our team semantics.
Cheers
by Red, White and a Mile high on Jan 19, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions
Coming attractions
There’s a gold mine over there.
by J.J. from Kansas on Jan 18, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
Tell you what JJ
your a superstar over there. I think its a requirement you have to wear velcro shoes to be a part of SLGT.
If there's one thing they like about me
It’s my overarching objectivity.
by J.J. from Kansas on Jan 19, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions
I find you're objectively objective while objecting to objectivity... I like it.
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by Josh Howard on Jan 19, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions
My other apparent superpower compared to at least one commenter over there
Is how good at I am at not dropping the N-word while making analogies.
(offending comment has since been deleted, but I can’t believe there’s a person dumb enough to think that it was a good idea in the first place).
by J.J. from Kansas on Jan 19, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
that must have been
where you said “holy shit, what thing to say”
It looks like you are saying that to your own post and I was confused, but now it makes sense
by Red, White and a Mile high on Jan 19, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions
That's particularly why I put it there, instead of as a reply to specifically what he said
Because when a comment gets deleted, all of the replies to that comment also disappear.
by J.J. from Kansas on Jan 19, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions

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