Things I Have Read This Week Which Make Me Laugh: Thursday

by J.J. from Kansas on Jan 26, 2012 11:00 AM CST in Opinion

Remember folks, there's no such thing as a stupid question...

Ok, actually there is.

In series news, I'm going to be putting this one away until it feels natural to bust it back out. These are more fun when I come across them naturally. I don't really want to spend any more time actively searching the web for people to ridicule.

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You tease.

Pierre McGuire is a blithering dimwit.

by Brion on Jan 26, 2012 11:28 AM CST via Android app reply actions

Well played, sir.

Well played.

Don't take life so serious, son -- it ain't nohow permanent.

by Sunday on Jan 26, 2012 12:08 PM CST reply actions

Just when you think you know what JJ is gonna do

he flips a bitch and trolls us all. Thanks JJ for another laugh. Wings fans are so epically awesome as was proven last night.

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by Josh Howard on Jan 26, 2012 12:45 PM CST reply actions

I think I've got you beat this time JJ

Step 1: Imply Tim Thomas is a racist because he skipped a visit to the White House and his three kids names all start with k (durr hurr KKK hurrrr)
Step 2: Claim it was a joke once the inevitable shitstorm starts
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Profit!

You sound like a manure salesman with a mouthful of samples.

by greg5897 on Jan 26, 2012 2:52 PM CST reply actions

Wow.. I'd say hacked acct

That’s just terrible. Can people not just drop the whole thing with Timmah already? I’ve already heard talk about the sportwriters in the area wanting to run him out of town. People are such idiots.

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by Josh Howard on Jan 26, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions

this thing is old

and anyone who follows hodge knows this was ridiculous. I think people are making a big deal out of this for no reason.

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by Eric @ PRBU on Jan 26, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions

Everybody made a big deal out of the entire situation for no reason.

by J.J. from Kansas on Jan 26, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions

Bwahahahahahaha

First there’s this taken from NHL.com

Bruins goaltender Tim Thomas released the following statement Monday evening regarding his absence from the Bruins’ visit to the White House this afternoon:

"I believe the Federal government has grown out of control, threatening the Rights, Liberties, and Property of the People.

This is being done at the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial level. This is in direct opposition to the Constitution and the Founding Fathers vision for the Federal government.

Because I believe this, today I exercised my right as a Free Citizen, and did not visit the White House. This was not about politics or party, as in my opinion both parties are responsible for the situation we are in as a country. This was about a choice I had to make as an INDIVIDUAL.

This is the only public statement I will be making on this topic. TT"
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Then there’s this taken from NHL.com in the 5 minutes before it was pulled