He may be an unlikable jerkoff, but he has a birthday too.
Lockout news sucks today, but you know what doesn't suck?
Thank you all for the birthday wishes! I think you all know what I'm wishing for today! #lockedout— Patrick Kane (@88PKane) November 19, 2012
It's Patrick Kane's birthday and he thinks we all know just what he's wishing for!
Here are some guesses:
- Clean test results
- The escort to be Adam's Apple-free this time
- Forever-open bar
- Believable facial hair
- Another real center for the Blackhawks so he doesn't have to be
- Jonathan Toews to stop being such a joker and to start taking things just a bit more seriously
- More wishes (total asshole wish)
- For the ten he goes home with tonight not to turn back into a five tomorrow morning
- Ed Olczyk to stop texting and asking when they're going to go out and "get funky"
- To be Maverick's wingman
What do you think Patrick Kane is wishing for today? Best guess wins recognition.