Lockout news sucks today, but you know what doesn't suck?

Thank you all for the birthday wishes! I think you all know what I'm wishing for today! #lockedout

— Patrick Kane (@88PKane) November 19, 2012

It's Patrick Kane's birthday and he thinks we all know just what he's wishing for!

Here are some guesses:

• Clean test results
• The escort to be Adam's Apple-free this time
• Forever-open bar
• Believable facial hair
• Another real center for the Blackhawks so he doesn't have to be
• Jonathan Toews to stop being such a joker and to start taking things just a bit more seriously
• More wishes (total asshole wish)
• For the ten he goes home with tonight not to turn back into a five tomorrow morning
• Ed Olczyk to stop texting and asking when they're going to go out and "get funky"
• To be Maverick's wingman

What do you think Patrick Kane is wishing for today? Best guess wins recognition.