Things I Have Read This Week Which Make Me Laugh: Email Edition
by J.J. from Kansas on Feb 1, 2012 2:30 PM CST
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PrintYeah, I said I was putting this one away for a while. Then this showed up in my inbox.
Just in case that's a bit hard to read:
Greetings J.J.,
My name is [redacted], I work with Dr. [redacted] at [redacted] in [redacted]. I am writing in regards to your blog wingingitinmotion which I have enjoyed reading for some time. You publish quality content (blah blah blah, please link to our site, blah blah)
I would like to thank all of you for reading Winging It In Motion for some time now.
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That explains a lot actually.
Also, that sounds like the name of a… personal lubricant or something like that.
I don't think I understand the purpose of the email.
by Patrick Gerald Marsh on Feb 1, 2012 2:47 PM CST reply actions
Winging It In Motion?
Sounds like what happens when you try a new position without actually knowing how it’s supposed to go
Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! --George Carlin
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You sound like a manure salesman with a mouthful of samples.
I've heard nothing but bad things about Dr. [redacted]
Lot’s of medical malpractice charges
You sound like a manure salesman with a mouthful of samples.
He’s the one they call Dr. [redacted].
He’s the one that makes you feel all-right.
by J.J. from Kansas on Feb 1, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
If there's one thing the internet has taught me
it’s that an email that begins with “Greetings” is usually followed by a very outlandish tale of royalty and inheritance.
Someday I’ll stop answering those emails.
I only read this site while sprinting at full speed.
Not sure I see the issue here.
Goalies are enforcers too.
Twitter- @nkehagias
by AppState on Feb 1, 2012 3:09 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
took me three times to figure out what was wrong with it
it’s like those sentences which contain blatant typos and you can stare at it for a minute before you spot the mitsake.
Eat 'em up, Tigers!
I trust my eyes to Dr. [redacted]
You should too!
by DRWfan on Feb 1, 2012 5:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions
He's an "optamatrest" and has been for some time now.
Relentlessly preaching the word of TPH and converting the heathens in the NHL wasteland that is Oregon.
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