Greet article. Some of my favorite snippets follow. "Pavel Datsyuk is dishonest, looking all Curious George and pretending he’s not the best player in the NHL now that Sidney Crosby is out." "Todd Bertuzzi still won’t shave..." "You know, they kill octopus in Detroit." "Said Zetterberg: 'If we don’t win the Cup, it’s not a good season.'"