Well that last round wasn't even close. Sidney Christ who was neck and neck with the two in the first round lost all his supporters and no one else (not even Corey Perry!?) came close. So Pronger vs. Thorton it is. One's a giant fuckstick whose made a career out of increasingly dirty plays and patented surprise elbow attacks. The other is a giant fuckstick who leads his team of somewhat lesser giant fucksticks by epic diving and snowshowering the opponents goalie whenever the opportunity arises. Both are obvious HoF players but that doesn't excuse them for being shitheads.

Let's watch some videos after the jump!

Well obviously I could spend all fucking day posting videos of Pronger being a shithead, but there's no need because everyone's seen them a million times. So I'll just post 5.

One of Pronger's patented "surprise elbow attacks"

Note how David Paille slows up to avoid boarding Pronger, which angers Chris so much he bonks him on the head with his stick

Chris Pronger after playing far too much Gears of War 2

And here's some lighter Pronger videos, 1st one of him dicking around with former Wings Martin LaPointe and then getting shot in the chest for it

Then there's the infamous video of him killing himself trying to take down Stevie Y (Dan Carcillo reenacted it this year too!)

And the only Joe Thorton video one needs is this one for the like -0 people who haven't seen it yet

We should build a shrine for Mule's playoff beard

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So let's get on with it. Which one do we really, really hate the most?

Chris Pronger's elbows or Joe Thorton's weak knees?