So Captain Cavemarbles got his parking ticket for trying to crack open another man's head and we all have a day to sit and think about the loss of Darren Helm.

...but there's more playoff hockey on tonight!

Ottawa Senators (8) vs. New York Rangers (1) 7:00 - NHLN: I know the Rangers are going to win this series, but I'm very proud of what Paul MacLean has accomplished this season.

Washington Capitals (7) vs. Boston Bruins (2) 7:30 - NBCSN: I really haven't decided which team I want to lose more. Probably Washington.

San Jose Sharks (7) vs. St. Louis Blues (2) 7:30 - CNBC: I haven't visited, but I'm guessing Blues fans are all bitching about their precious storyline being moved to the third option network? God I hate having to root for the Sharks.

Chicago Blackhawks (6) vs. Phoenix Coyotes (3) 10:00 - NBCSN: Sure I'm pulling for the Coyotes, but it's half-hearted.

So who are you pulling for out East? I guess I could ask about who you want to win the San Jose/St. Louis series, but if you don't agree with me, it's best that I not know. I've already got my plate full of people I don't like right now.