As put eloquently in the comments of this morning's Quick Hits, "This is the most boring time of the offseason."
There's some CBA stuff going on, but we could talk about 76,000 pages of financial documents or we could have a caption contest. Since this is a blogocracy, I'll leave it up to anybody who wants to put a poll in fanposts to do that if they actually want to vote on this. In the meantime, the rest of us are going to have fun captioning this picture of Jeff's favorite summer Red Wings' signing.
Here's how it works:
Caption the header image as many times as you can think up a funny joke for. Using other pictures and .gifs as caption material is completely within the rules. Just make sure you put a title on it.
You vote with the rec button. If you like a comment, hit "actions" and press the rec button. If for some reason, you're from the future and are only using this site via mobile app, you can either leave a comment showing your approval or you can get to a traditional internet box and vote like the rest of us tethered-down cavemen.
Whichever caption gets the most votes wins. Your prize is having received the most votes and the satisfaction that comes along with fleeting internet popularity.