Spotted this reference to Jurco 'The Magician' over on the DRW official page...
Wouldn't the good people over there know, especially given the, oh, 50 or so references per game to his phantasmagorical powers by Micky, that the nickname is spoken for? I just. I. Well, that's downright UN-Datsyukian. SOMETHING MUST BE DONE. I mean, there are whole t-shirt lines at stake here.
(And here I needed ten more words for the requisite).