Yesterday I tweeted a comment about Jordin TooToo from my phone. In its infinite smartness, my smart phone auto corrected "TooToo" to "Footloose". At first I just laughed and wondered exactly how it made that leap. Then my musical, logical, strange brain connected all the dots and I realized my phone was indeed smart. Follow me down the Rabbit hole for the mind blow.
Jordin TooToo is Footloose ---> Footloose is a Kenny Loggins song ---> Kenny Loggins also sings "Danger
Zone"--->Danger Zone is Danger's theme song --->Danger is Daren Helm ---> Daren Helm and Jordin TooToo
used to work out together in the summer.--------> Now they're on the same team---> My phone knows!----> Mind
I went from
almost as fast as Datsyuk can deke you out of your jock (underwear for those of you not wearing a jock, and if you're not wearing underwear then....... you're in for a surprise).
All of this leads to one logical conclusion....Jordin TooToo's new nickname is "Footloose"!