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Jordin TooToo's New Nickname.


Yesterday I tweeted a comment about Jordin TooToo from my phone. In its infinite smartness, my smart phone auto corrected "TooToo" to "Footloose". At first I just laughed and wondered exactly how it made that leap. Then my musical, logical, strange brain connected all the dots and I realized my phone was indeed smart. Follow me down the Rabbit hole for the mind blow.

Jordin TooToo is Footloose ---> Footloose is a Kenny Loggins song ---> Kenny Loggins also sings "Danger

Zone"--->Danger Zone is Danger's theme song --->Danger is Daren Helm ---> Daren Helm and Jordin TooToo

used to work out together in the summer.--------> Now they're on the same team---> My phone knows!----> Mind

Blown.

I went from

A

To
Shocked-monkey_medium

almost as fast as Datsyuk can deke you out of your jock (underwear for those of you not wearing a jock, and if you're not wearing underwear then....... you're in for a surprise).

All of this leads to one logical conclusion....Jordin TooToo's new nickname is "Footloose"!

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