The last picture was so bad, we had to put off the caption contest for a whole day to recover. But here I am about to post it anyway. Our winner was SlapshotGoal.

Screw this picture, I demand HOCKEY!

Well done.

Despite Michelle's demands and offer to help us actually put up a hockey picture, I put up something else because I'm a grown-up.

Caption the header image as many times as you can think up a funny joke for. Using other pictures and .gifs as caption material is completely within the rules. Just make sure you put a title on it.

You vote with the rec button. If you like a comment, hit "actions" and press the rec button. If for some reason, you're from the future and are only using this site via mobile app, you can either leave a comment showing your approval or you can get to a traditional internet box and vote like the rest of us tethered-down cavemen.

Whichever caption gets the most votes wins. Your prize is having received the most votes and the satisfaction that comes along with fleeting internet popularity.