[For context, the following dramatization is an adaptation of the classically mistranslated, but beloved, Zero Wing, Would You Like to Know More?]
In A.D. 2013...
The Wings moved East. War was beginning.
Melnyk: What happen?
Spezza: Somebody set up us the bomb. Possible Ken Holland.
Karlsson: We get signal!
Melnyk: What !
Spezza: Main screen turn on.
Melnyk: It-It's you.
Anyone interested in the genesis of this little bit of trollery, here's the graphic version of the origin story:
Yes, this is the little thing I cooked up for tomorrow night's game against Ottawa, which sadly I cannot attend because employment. BAH. I had a surrogate troll lined up, but it appears that's fallen through. In the very least, I thought I'd shared the fruits of my misspent hours with my fellow WiiM'ers. Hopefully, a chuckle or two may be shared. Perhaps someone with an account over there on Silver Seven might spread the message?
AND, if anyone would be so bold as to endeavor to the Joe with my creation tomorrow, I'll reward them handsomely.