Did you know that I'm a Canuck? Not the hockey player; I don't fall down at the slightest touch from someone else.

Yep, I'm a genuine, full-blooded Canadian. Pretty cool eh?

Today is the anniversary of the Miracle on Ice. I can only imagine the thrill of seeing my country win an Olympic gold medal on home ice. Must be exhilarating.

Hahahaha, just fucking with you. Of course I know it's awesome.

It was "Defense Optional" in the first period. Shots were 7-6 and it's 3-2 Canucks. I guess the Wings are only capable of shutting out terrible teams.