Well, well, well. Red, White and a Mile high didn't need any insurance last week, because he wrecked the competition with the following caption.
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there... With the CALDER CUP!
It's a new hump day, and that means a new photo to caption.
You know the drill...
Come up with as many funny, witty, creative captions for the header image as you can. You may use other pictures or .gifs, as well as genius pulled directly from your ass... er... head. Each rec a caption receives is a vote, so if you like a caption, rec it... rec it good. Whichever caption receives the most votes is the winner. Your prize, for winning such a prestigious contest, will be the praise (or envy) of your peers, as well as internet popularity that will last *forever. *Or, more likely, until the next caption contest winner steals your thunder and your fleeting internet fame vanishes quicker than... oh screw it does anyone even read this part?