Detroit Red Wings Goal Songs for Individual Players

Gregory Shamus

If there's one thing I appreciate in my hockey-watching experience, it's personality. Hell, it doesn't even have to be a necessarily charming personality as long as it's not boring. There are lots of ways to be boring in presenting a hockey game, but my least-favorite is having a singular goal song which plays no matter who scored.

This is what a horn is for, dummies. There's no personality to hearing 'Zombie Nation' or 'Chelsea Dagger' every single time. Of course, when you've got a dumb fanbase, you kind of have to establish a single standard celebration for when somebody scores; otherwise the simpleton dipshits in the stands won't know what to do, especially if you make them think about the song you're playing.

The good news for Red Wings fans is that they're not simpleton dipshits. The better news is that there's a ton of songs that they could play at the Joe depending on who scores. We all put our heads together and came up with a list for the Red Wings to use. Even better, we didn't stop at just one song for everybody. Our local DJ's got plenty to choose from.

The Goal-Scorers

Henrik Zetterberg

Pavel Datsyuk

Johan Franzen

Hail to the King - Avenged Sevenfold Magic Man - Heart Back in the Saddle - Aerosmith
Sharp Dressed Man - ZZ Top Whatta Man - Salt-N-Pepa Take the Money and Run - Steve Miller Band
Hanky Panky - Madonna I Feel Good - James Brown Mule Train - Frankie Lane
Take This Life - In Flames Rock me Amadeus - Falco Austin Powers Theme Song
Click Click Boom - Saliva Ridin' Dirty - Chamillionaire Feed my Frankenstein - Alice Cooper

The Kids

Tomas Tatar

Gustav Nyquist

Riley Sheahan

Tomas Jurco

Rock & Roll All Nite - Kiss Theme Song from 'Goosebumps' Shanny's Irish Jig Jerk it Out - Caesars
Ace of Spades - Motörhead Can't Hold Us - Macklemore Bad Boys - Inner Circle All Night Long - Buckcherry
Youth Gone Wild - Skid Row I Kissed a Girl - Katy Perry Youth Gone Wild - Skid Row Youth Gone Wild - Skid Row
Do You Love Me - The Contours (the mashed potato part) Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap) - AC/DC Have a Drink on Me - AC/DC Sharpshooter - Aerosmith
Hot and Bothered - Cinderella Footloose - Kenny Loggins Breaking the Law - Judas Priest
The Boys are Back - Dropkick Murphys (When any 3 are on together at the same time)

The Standards

Stephen Weiss

Justin Abdelkader

Darren Helm

Great Balls of Fire - Jerry Lee Lewis Piano Man - Billy Joel (Chorus) Danger Zone - Kenny Loggins
Sick - Adelitas Way Headstrong - Trapt The People That We Love - Bush (Speed Kills)
Dr. Feelgood - Mötley Crüe Dirty Diana - Michael Jackson Cowboys from Hell - Pantera
Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus Demon Speeding - Rob Zombie

The Grinders

Drew Miller

Joakim Andersson

Luke Glendening

When I'm Sixty Four - The Beatles Joker - Steve Miller Band It's the End of the World (As We Know it) - R.E.M.
Push It - Salt-N-Pepa Shot Down in Flames - AC/DC Ball Breaker - AC/DC
Song 2 - Blur OMG - Usher
Ride the Lightning - Metallica Mother - Danzig (chorus)
Grow Old With You - The Wedding Singer Blue Collar Man - Styx
Bounce - Bon Jovi
Feels Like the First Time - Foreigner

Defensemen 1

Niklas Kronwall

Jonathan Ericsson

Danny DeKeyser

Jump - Van Halen Born to Be Wild - Steppenwolf Thunder Kiss 65 - White Zombie
Boom - POD (chorus) Be Good Johnny - Men at Work Bawitdaba - Kid Rock (intro)
Hey Man Nice Shot - Filter Big Gun - AC/DC Born in the USA - Bruce Springsteen
Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-a-Lot Johnny B. Goode - Chuck Berry
I Can't Drive 55 - Sammy Hagar

Defensemen 2

Brendan Smith

Jakub Kindl

Brian Lashoff

The Bad Touch - The Bloodhoung Gang Fuel - Metallica How Bizarre - OMC
I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred Beat It - Michael Jackson Lucky - Daft Punk
Where the Party At - Jagged Edge Yakety Sax - Benny Hill Theme

The Kid Defensemen

Xavier Ouellet

Ryan Sproul

Alexey Marchenko

Adam Almquist

X Files Theme Cowboys from Hell - Pantera Meet the Creeper - Rob Zombie Leaving on a Jet Plane - Peter Paul & Mary
X Gon' Give it to Ya - DMX If I only Had a Brain - Scarecrow U Can't Touch This - MC Hammer
Push It - Static X Shoot to Thrill - AC/DC

The Goalies (Because why not?)

Jimmy Howard

Petr Mrazek

Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better Get Low - Lil Jon
Big Balls - AC/DC The Good Life - Three Days Grace (chorus)
Born to be Wild - Steppenwolf Never Gonna Stop - Rob Zombie

We'll expand on the list farther into the offseason when we know more about the roster, but in the meantime, if you've got any you'd like to see the Wings use, let us know.

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