offseason Stories - Winging It In Motown
Febearary Fever - Baloo vs Little Bear
Next up in Febearary Fever we have beloved characters from children's stories attempting to tear each other limb from limb. So you going with #4 Baloo from the Jungle Book, and other Disney juggernauts like TailSpin, House of Mouse, and Jungle Cubs, with his "Bear Necessitiies" theme song? Or do...
Febearary Fever - Gummi Bears vs Pedo Bear
Here's the matchup Kev's been waiting for - the #6 Pedo Bear versus the #3 Gummi Bears. If you don't know Pedo Bear, check out the site here to get an idea (yes, its sfw, in case you were wondering). Gummi Bears not only includes delicious, gelatinous sugar formed into bear-shapes (which...
Febearary Fever - Fozzy vs Sexual Harassment Panda
An intriguing matchup between the #2 seeded children's favorite from the Muppets and the #7 seed from South Park that... well... he tries to make the world better. Full episode for Sexual Harrasment Panda is here if you need a refresher. Wocka Wocka, indeed. Don't forget to scroll back to check...
Morning Dawg Chow (2/9/12)
Cleveland Browns: "What would it cost to move up in draft for RG3?" (FS Ohio) - This topic should be familiar to you. You can expect to see even more of it throughout the next several weeks and up until the draft actually takes place. Pat McManamon seems to think the only way to get RG3 is by...
Offseason Capsule: Lampre, or, which Cunego will we see this year?
Lampre is full of experienced veterans who will bring in plenty of good, if not spectacular, results. Lampre is full of aging riders on their last season of good results. Damiano Cunego will really be good this year (really!). Cunego, he's just going to disappoint people again. You could have...
Post-Game Hangover: Quakes @ Revs
I must say (and, to reiterate from last week, I feel like I haven't much to say anymore these days) that I believe this was one of the better games we've played - at least in quite a while. The midfield looked calm and collected, we held possession pretty much throughout, and in general we looked...
Post-Game Hangover(s): Reflections On Revs @ Fire & Sounders @ Revs
These things are getting seriously tough to write, you guys. But here goes. Here's a double helping of hangover. Chicago Fire and Seattle Sounders. Two games that featured a Revolution team that played pretty decently, even if they really weren't playing for anything at all. I don't have much for...
Latest Dive: Eyes on the Enemy - Edmonton Oilers
As training camps start to wind down and rosters start to take shape, the anticipation grows for that opening night. But let’s not forget how we got here, and the summer that was. It would be too easy to go over what the Flames did this offseason, and I’m not really like that, so...
Ducks -- Summer Planning
The Kings have made an early summer splash by giving up some future to acquire Mike Richards. The Sharks have made an early summer splash by giving up some future to acquire Brent Burns. And the Ducks? Well, as usual we're sitting by the phone waiting for a call from Teemu Selanne. Inactivity's...
The Mallard of Oz, an August fairy tale
(Author's note: Yes, it's lame. But it's August.) Once upon a time, there was a young GM named Bob Murrathy. Murrathy lived on a farm system in the outskirts of the playoff territory with his faithful dog Scoto, where he lived a simple life doing barstool-related chores. It was for the most...
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