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Detroit Signs Jordan Tootoo: I Struggle to Find Nice Things to Say

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Oh man, I don't even...


Jordin Tootoo

#22 / Right Wing / Nashville Predators

5-9

199

Feb 02, 1983



GP G A P +/- PIM PPG SHG GWG GTG SOG PCT
2011 - Jordin Tootoo 77 6 24 30 -5 92 1 0 1 136

Jordin Tootoo is a Red Wing for three years. He will get paid an average of $1.9M for each of those three years.

I will spend every single one of those games listening for a person blowing one of those stupid whistles in the crowd and praying that they get tuberculosis of the colon.

Ok, here goes on the trying to be nice: Jordin Tootoo's 30 points last year was actually pretty damn good. You know what? It's more than Justin Abdelkader put up. He's also apparently really bought into the whole playing hockey for your team and not trying to be a selfish idiot. Of course, this is coming not too long after he played all of three games in the playoffs, and only one against Detroit because it took him no time at all to take a stupid penalty.

I guess if you want a guy who really likes to fight, Tootoo's your man. I might eventually get used to this signing.