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The countdown continues. It's now only 8 days until the Prospect Tournament and 15 days until Training Camp, only Yzerman days until pre-season and James Mother F'ing Tiberius Howard days until the start of the regular season. Frk Yeah!
Last week's awkwardly timed photo had a three-way tie for top rated caption. Congratulations to our trio of winners.
Sorry, I'm out
That one’s just a little too creepy for jokes, with the bottle of lotion right there and all.
In Soviet Russia lotion rubs you
It puts the lotion on the skin.
unless it gets the hose again
There are only 2 more hump days until we see the Wings hit the ice!
You know the drill...
Come up with as many funny, witty, creative captions for the header image as you can. You may use other pictures or .gifs, as well as genius pulled directly from your ass... er... head. Each rec a caption receives is a vote, so if you like a caption, rec it... rec it good. Whichever caption receives the most votes is the winner. Your prize, for winning such a prestigious contest, will be the praise (or envy) of your peers, as well as internet popularity that will last *forever. *Or, more likely, until the next caption contest winner steals your thunder and your fleeting internet fame vanishes quicker than someting, something, something...