WIIM Summer Photo Caption Contest: August 7th

Hey jerks. It's me this week taking over for Slappy, who's off saving underprivileged swans from rec-center destroying land developers... or maybe she's in a Dr. Who coma or something? I don't know.

At any rate, here's last week's photo:

And here's the winner:

Well, it's not your C2; but your S4/5 are in bad shape.

It could be because you’re carrying a lot of your "hurt" down there. In the butt region. Doctor-ly speaking.

That's from ylantigroon and was excellent.

But let's move forward quickly. It's a new hump day, and that means a new photo to caption.

You know the drill...

Come up with as many funny, witty, creative captions for the header image as you can. You may use other pictures or .gifs, as well as genius pulled directly from your ass... er... head. Each rec a caption receives is a vote, so if you like a caption, rec it... rec it good. Whichever caption receives the most votes is the winner. Your prize, for winning such a prestigious contest, will be the praise (or envy) of your peers, as well as internet popularity that will last *forever. *Or, more likely, until the next caption contest winner steals your thunder and your fleeting internet fame vanishes quicker than... oh screw it does anyone even read this part?