Free agency starts on July 1st, and the ensuing mayhem is usually quite exciting and/or terrifying. For many fans who are the type to read blogs like this, you're already a die-hard. You know every big name UFA this season and why he would be an awesome/horrific idea to sign. Then there's the others - the casuals who just want to know who the Wings ends up signing and what position they play. Bonus if they're from Sweden. If you're in the latter category, this handy little guide may be right up your alley. No boring stats, no in-depth analysis, no deep philosophical arguments over what a hypothetical signing really means to the future of this organization. Nope, we're going to compare a ton of big-name UFAs to fast-food chains. Let's do this.