IN YOUR FACE!
While many might be calling hubris on Helmerroids naming herself the owner, I assure you that this wasn’t originally the case until it had to be decided that the owner just like in real life had to be on both Red Wings Twitter and Tigers twitter.
Also, Helmerroids is regularly owning all of us anyway.
We’re in really good shape at GM and statistical analysis. I’ll also say our scouting department is top-notch.
I’m going to tell you honestly I don’t know how long the coach will last, but the players are in good hands with the athletic trainer and those fans who are simultaneously watching on television and radio are in for a treat.
I’m the third-line center because everybody knows that puns are the ultimate two-way jokes.
Obviously, our goalie blocks everyone.
If nothing else, this makes a really good list of follows for Twitter.