Author: EmergencyBackupCoach

Defending The RebYld

By EmergencyBackupCoach | Dec 16th 2024 | 15 min read |

This is obviously breaking news: the Red Wings are having a rough season. If you’re like me and you’ve been watching most or all of the games this...

Predicting the Red Wings Early Season Performance

By EmergencyBackupCoach | Oct 3rd 2024 | 5 min read |

Puck Drop for the Red Wings’ Regular Season is officially less than a week away! I thought a fun final exercise of the preseason would be to prognos...

Don’t Envy the 109-Point Vancouver Canucks

By EmergencyBackupCoach | May 23rd 2024 | 6 min read |

Would you trade Moritz Seider for Quinn Hughes straight up? I wouldn’t, but that’s because a) I’m an unabashed Homer, b) there’s a premium on ...

Red Wings Weekend Recap: Win some, lose some

By EmergencyBackupCoach | Mar 18th 2024 | 8 min read |

After spending almost the entire 2023-24 season in playoff position, the Red Wings entered St. Patrick’s Day weekend on the outside looking in. A ne...

Wings drop hard in 7-2 loss against Avs

By EmergencyBackupCoach | Mar 7th 2024 | 9 min read |

1st Period Hooray for national broadcasts. A three-point game between the Laffs and Sabres delay the puck drop in Denver. Bad news is the Laffs win. G...

Rats. Panthers Dominate Wings 4-0

By EmergencyBackupCoach | Mar 2nd 2024 | 9 min read |

Happy Spring, everyone! We’re in the month of March and Red Wings games still matter! The Good Guys host some big uglies from down south who have a ...

No Time Like Showtime! Kane Nets OT Winner in Return to Chicago

By EmergencyBackupCoach | Feb 25th 2024 | 8 min read |

The Red Wings continue their stretch of playing the most detestable franchises of the western conference visiting the grossest one of them all. Red Wi...

Flameout! Reimer, Wings Extinguish Flames 5-0

By EmergencyBackupCoach | Feb 17th 2024 | 11 min read |

1st Period As expected, Reimer is in net this afternoon opposite Markstrom. First line on the ice is Kane, Rasmussen, Larkin, Petry, and Chiarot. This...

Layoff Schmayoff - Wings stun Nucks in OT

By EmergencyBackupCoach | Feb 10th 2024 | 11 min read |

We’re baaaaaaack! Hockey Lent is over, and it’s time to get back to our favorite vice/addiction/casual relationship called Red Wings Hockey! 1st P...

DUNK TANK: Wings slip by Sharks, 5-3 FINAL

By EmergencyBackupCoach | Jan 3rd 2024 | 14 min read |

It’s 2024 somehow which means the endless hell of December is over. The Wings look forward to a January with a less breakneck schedule, but a very t...