I screwed up.

Christian told us yesterday that he wasn't going to be able to do Quick Hits and asked that somebody cover him. I bravely stepped up to the challenge and then promptly forgot. I have a good excuse, but I'm not giving it to you. Instead, what I will give you is a video of Gary Bettman pouring a bucket of ice water over his head and the best joke I could come up with after watching it.

What I want you all to do is come up with the thousands of better jokes that are out there and also your own quick hits links. Tell the whole class what interesting stuff you've read since yesterday. Let's make it a crowdsourcing thing, because that will help everybody forget what an incompetent asshole I am.

Credit to whomever gave Gary Bettman two buckets whose combined volume was made up of 57% ice and 43% water before he made it 50/50

— Winging It In Motown (@wingingitmotown) August 14, 2014