Help Us Name The New Red Wings Arena

We're gonna have some fun and guess what the name of the new Red Wings arena will be!

The Illitch family has announced that the Red Wings' new arena name will be announced soon:

I think we should probably have some fun with this one. SO, let's do just that. I want you, the readers, to predict what the name of the new arena will be. Here are the requirements:

  • One funny name (Little Caesar's Palace, Hot-N-Ready Garden, etc)
  • One serious name that could actually happen (Chase Bank Arena, Amway Center)/

That's it! That's all you have to do. Let's have some fun with this, and PLEASE keep it clean. There are children on this web-zone, folks.