The Illitch family has announced that the Red Wings' new arena name will be announced soon:

Chris Ilitch: New #RedWings arena name will be announced with a month or two. He's told me the negotiations are done.

— Bill Shea (@Bill_Shea19) February 9, 2016

I think we should probably have some fun with this one. SO, let's do just that. I want you, the readers, to predict what the name of the new arena will be. Here are the requirements:

• One funny name (Little Caesar's Palace, Hot-N-Ready Garden, etc)
• One serious name that could actually happen (Chase Bank Arena, Amway Center)/

That's it! That's all you have to do. Let's have some fun with this, and PLEASE keep it clean. There are children on this web-zone, folks.