How Would a Bot Describe a 2019-20 Red Wings Game?

This season has been a really hard one to watch for Red Wings fans.

I decided to force a bot to watch 1000 hours of Detroit hockey this season and write its own script for a Detroit hockey game.

Here is the first page.

If you liked this, twitter is full of these, especially from the person I feel to be the best at it, Keaton Patti. This is my favorite one.