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In Red Wings Land

Predicting Detroit Red Wings' opening lineup after roster shake up
While next season will be lighter on recent prospects because they’re better off overseas, there are fresh faces who certainly look like they will make the team more competitive.

Here is a prediction of the lineup on opening night.

I had to stop after the first forward line and take a walk around the yard before I could stop laughing enough to continue reading.

Suffice it to say that I think that these predictions are way off.

Around the NHL

Kraken in no rush to name coach: report
The Seattle Kraken, who are scheduled to begin play as the League's 32nd team in the 2021-22 NHL season, are in no hurry to hire a coach.

The Kraken have at least that in common with Detroit.