WIIM Summer Photo Caption Contest 2015: Free Agent Snoozefest

I suppose I'm speaking too soon. The 2015 Free Agent Frenzy could be fun to watch as other teams trip over themselves to overpay players that may make their teams marginally better. Or someone could just offer sheet Brandon Saad and make Chicago squirm Columbus uncomfortable while entertaining everyone else.

Those things are neither here nor there. We've got a photo caption contest to run.

If you're new to the WIIM Summer Photo Caption contest, it's very simple. That banner picture at the top? Write a comment about it. Give it a caption. Use words. Use pictures. Use .gifs. Use Microsoft Paint. Use whatever you can come up with to create the best caption you can. Make it funny. Make it clever. Make it memorable. Make it fun.

Now we get to the really fun part. You'll see a lot of other people captioning the photo. If you like what they did, give it a rec! We'll be doing this weekly, so whoever has the most recs by 11:59 P.M. on Tuesday will be declared the winner in next week's caption contest post. And since we're so generous here at Winging It in Motown, we've even decided to let you keep the pride you gain if you're lucky enough to win.

And remember: Staff can and are highly encouraged to participate, but only the commenters are eligible for the fleeting internet fame.

Who's this week's winner of fleeting internet fame? Come on down, Titus Groan!

Right Foot. Green Circle.

Getting a little Twisted, I see.

Here's the new photo for the week. Happy captioning!