WIIM Summer Photo Caption Contest: Week 2

12 Weeks until Hockey.

Congratulations to AppState on winning lat week's caption contest with the following quip.

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"Guys, help. This is literally the only position I can stand in that doesn't tear my groin."

Who will step up and dethrone AppState this week? Bring on your best!

You know how this works.

Post your funny, witty, creative captions for the header image. You may use words, pictures, .gifs, and any other creative genius you come up with, Each rec a caption receives is a vote, so if you like a caption, rec it... rec it good. Whichever caption receives the most votes is the winner.