Last weeks winner, Octopus Connoisseur, paid tribute to the always-gentleman Milan Lucic, with...

I'm going to fucking kill you next year

Who will step up this week and give 110%? Who's going to put the stuffing in the turkey? Who's going to put the turkey in the oven, and the car in the garage?

You know how this works.

Post your funny, witty, creative captions for the header image. You may use words, pictures, .gifs, and any other creative genius you come up with, Each rec a caption receives is a vote, so if you like a caption, rec it... rec it good. Whichever caption receives the most votes is the winner.