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WIIMas: The Twelve Days of Injuries

In honor of WiiM reaching 7,000 followers on Twitter (or not), here’s a song about something that’s hampering the wings.

With yesterday’s Jonathan Ericsson injury, most of us were trying to find a silver lining heading into the final stretch of the holiday season. George Malik of Kukla’s Korner came up with the absolutely amazing idea of making a Christmas carol about the Wings’ injuries/problems to the tune of “The Twelve Days of Christmas.”

Therefore, without further ado, feel free to sing along to “The Twelve Days of Injuries.”

On the first day of WIIMas

the Red Wings sent to me:

a sore groin for the goalie

On the second day of WIIMas

the Red Wings sent to me:

two broken ribs

and a sore groin for the goalie

On the third day of WIIMas

the Red Wings sent to me:

three concussions

two broken ribs

and a sore groin for the goalie

On the fourth day of WIIMas

the Red Wings sent to me:

four Swedes a limping

three concussions

two broken ribs

and a sore groin for the goalie

On the fifth day of WIIMas

the Red Wings sent to me:

five surgeries

four Swedes a limping

three concussions

two broken ribs

and a sore groin for the goalie

On the sixth day of WIIMas

the Red Wings sent to me:

six Griffins call-ups

five surgeries

four Swedes a limping

three concussions

two broken ribs

and a sore groin for the goalie

On the seventh day of WIIMas

the Red Wings sent to me:

seven Sens elbowing

six Griffins call-ups

five surgeries

four Swedes a limping

three concussions

two broken ribs

and a sore groin for the goalie

On the eighth day of WIIMas

the Red Wings sent to me:

eight Quincey gaffes

seven Sens elbowing

six Griffins call-ups

five surgeries

four Swedes a limping

three concussions

two broken ribs

and a sore groin for the goalie

On the ninth day of WIIMas

the Red Wings sent to me:

nine sore hip flexors

eight Quincey gaffes

seven Sens elbowing

six Griffins call-ups

five surgeries

four Swedes a limping

three concussions

two broken ribs

and a sore groin for the goalie

On the tenth day of WIIMas

the Red Wings sent to me:

ten line combinations

nine sore hip flexors

eight Quincey gaffes

seven Sens elbowing

six Griffins call-ups

five surgeries

four Swedes a limping

three concussions

two broken ribs

and a sore groin for the goalie

On the eleventh day of WIIMas

the Red Wings sent to me:

eleven mules a howling

ten line combinations

nine sore hip flexors

eight Quincey gaffes

seven Sens elbowing

six Griffins call-ups

five surgeries

four Swedes a limping

three concussions

two broken ribs

and a sore groin for the goalie

On the  day of WIIMas

the Red Wings sent to me:

twelve forwards crapping

eleven mules a howling

ten line combinations

nine sore hip flexors

eight Quincey gaffes

seven Sens elbowing

six Griffins call-ups

five surgeries

four Swedes a limping

three concussions

two broken ribs

and a sore groin for the goalie

Merry Christmas everyone!

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