Category: No I’m Not Serious

Hater’s Guide to the Atlantic Division (2023-2024)

By helmerroids | Oct 13th 2023 | 10 min read |

Didn’t you ever listen to The Offspring? It’s cool to hate…...

Back to Basics: Red Wings vs. Fall Stereotypes

By helmerroids | Sep 11th 2023 | 5 min read |

This autumn, what fun things will Red Wings players fall into?...

So you've been eliminated: Why you should root for the Red Wings in the playoffs

By J.J. FromKansas | Apr 11th 2016 | 5 min read |

As a hockey fan, I know the Detroit Red Wings are a tough sell to outside fanbases. We’ve been in the playoffs longer than some teams have even ...

Who is Jeff Blashill. Are you?

By J.J. FromKansas | Jan 21st 2016 | 1 min read |

Please enjoy this Storify of the ongoing Jeff Blashill saga. At this point, we may never be sure who the REAL Jeff Blashill is. [<a href=&#...

Detroit Red Wings Taco Dinner

By Joseph Cadabes | Aug 23rd 2015 | 7 min read |

Some of the Detroit Red Wings have flocked to Detroit, as shown by the various optional skates and workouts the players have partaken in at Joe Louis ...

Nine Hastily-Drawn Red Wings Jerseys No Worse than What We've Seen Today

By J.J. FromKansas | Aug 11th 2015 | 2 min read |

By now, you’ve likely already seen the artwork for what the Red Wings Stadium Series jerseys against the Avalanche are going to look like. Just ...

Wings Fans During Mike Babcock's First Postgame Presser in Toronto

By Kyle M | May 20th 2015 | 1 min read |

We all know that Toronto’s media is chocked full of fire-spitting journalists that will ask the annoying and downright mind-pounding questions. ...

Where In The World Is Mike Babcock (Part Three)

By Kyle M | May 18th 2015 | 6 min read |

Any day, now… Any day Mike Babcock will make his announcement on what team he will be coaching next season. We’ve covered the Flyers, Leaf...

Where In The World Is Mike Babcock (Part Two)

By Kyle M | May 16th 2015 | 5 min read |

Mike pulled up to Wells Fargo around 7 or 8, and he yelled to the cabbie “$10 million or smell ya later!” He looked at his kingdom, he was...

Where in the World Is Mike Babcock?

By Kyle M | May 12th 2015 | 5 min read |

The Mike Babcock sweepstakes has begun. Ken Holland and the Detroit Red Wings have opened up the window to allow those who are in dire need of help, b...