Player profile:
Name: Michael Rasmussen
DOB: April 17, 1999
Birthplace: Surrey, British Columbia
Position: Forward
Shoots: Left
Type: Fiend, Huge (6’6” / 212 lbs)
Meme Tier: Top 5%
2022-2023 stats:
GP: 56
Points: 29 (10G / 19A)
Bad Boy Box (PIM): 43 minutes (+2 game suspension)
Intangibles: active murder face, horrifying celebratory screams, moose jokes, beard impact
Cap hit: $1.46M (2023-2024 is last season of contract)
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