Player profile:
Name: Robby Fabbri
DOB: Jan. 26, 1996
Birthplace: Mississauga, Ontario
Position: Forward
Shoots: Left
Type: Human, medium size (5’11” / 185 lbs)
Meme Tier: Top 25%
2022-2023 stats:
GP: 28
Points: 16 (7G / 9A)
PIM: 22 minutes
Intangibles: authoritative eyebrows, charming smile, “Fabbrilous” as an adjective
Cap hit: $4M (signed through 2025)